Febuary 27, 2005 May I see some ID.

Talk about terror, Where I live in San Clemente the police suggested
I go to the Dept. of Homeland Security because they can''t become involved
in illegal immigration at their level and to contact the Federal Government.
I just now returned from the "Ämerican Social Security Federal
Building" in Aliso Viejo, boy are you poor gringos in for a
surprise Trying to get in is like getting into Fort Knox. The parking
lots are filled with INS busses unloading illegals at the Mexicano
Exchange, 4th floor. It is so sad to read the plight of the lonely
"La Punta Surfride" where each morning when the gate opens
they are met with sloshy roads, cold weather, and old age. I read
on a wonderful BLOG not long ago, that people over 40 who get
up at 4:00 AM to go to Point Surfride to "check out the
break" are sillier than silly.

Written by Pepe la Phew.
JUICE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES