Mar 3, 2005 Jesus Juice sold here.

Guess what I stumbled across at Ranger Headquarters? If you said THEBIGKOOK'S application was approved, by Ranger Dairywimple, you were right. I went to oppose the Fee spike from $125.00 to $277.00 effective 7/1/2005. You must purchase by 6/30/2005. There is no "Five Day Grace Period". You snooze, you loose. Laying on Ranger Dairywimple's desk was the approved Parade Permit for THEBIGKOOK'S "St.Patrick's Day Parade". It seems BIGKOOK is naming his event ,"The Sankapoho Day Parade". The permit states BIGKOOK will take his parade north to where the dirt road elbows, back to the "primitive dirt road", foward to the Nuclear Power Plant, U turns back towards Point Paradise where all "Friends of Surfing" will partake in Green Beer Frothies. All your favorites will be there for autographs i.e.NeoN, Turtle, Kid 'n Bro, Terry Beard, Rusty, Freddie the Legend, and many more. Watch this page for futher details as they come in. This will be conducted like a "Surfing Town Hall Meeting", however, in the name of good taste there shall be no SOSC BOD in attendance. So, "come one come all", and don't forget your dancing shoes.

Wrytten by Joey Conroy.
BRUCE SNAUSAGE SAND ASSOCIATES