March 9, 2005 Alligator tears.

San Onofre cannot get over itself. Once Freddie the copy boy
picks up his page it's out of talents hands. Btw, Freddie's last
name is Gomez and anything can happen between then and
deadline time, which is 5:00 AM. If anyone feels gypped, you
know who you are, you must realize how much you pay for for
this BLOG'S valuable updates--zero, nada, zilch, cipher, nothing.
THEBIGKOOK wisely once said, "You get what you pay for" [sic].
Speaking of THEBIGKOOK, he was in an exotic monkey store in
Laguna Beach to purchase a guest to bring to San Onofre this
weekend, and it ain't no boa-constictor. Freddie Gomez claims
someone had notified "City Desk" regarding wayward Legends at
Old 'Nofre. Well, we read all responses to The Dairy, we're sorry
you miss the gist of Surfing's true Legends, however , if
you miss the boat an inch, you miss it a mile. Looks as if we'll
see you Saturday to meet BIGKOOK'S special guest.

Written by Ivan Yackenoff
BRUCR SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES INC.