March 14, 2005 All isn't lost.
Fortunately, I was invited to tag along with five very influential
surfers to figure how to split 'Nofre's dilemma it has with its hillbilly
beach resembling something transplanted from the Oklahoma Panhandle.
The special surfers agreed steps must be taken before Old 'Nofre becomes
Southern California's next tent city. First step, SOSC BOD must contract
SOLAG waste disposal to bulldoze the .5 mile stretch from the elbow to
road's end. This includes the annoying bamboo and banana plantation ,
all creosote soaked logs.. The firsy recommendation to go are those unsightly,
irritating, fingermills capped by antiquated sufhboards. The influential
surfers said that would be the first step to salvaging the beach Of course,
they said, the nonsensical dirt road must be replaced with a sturdy
long lasting asphalt conduit which would avoid the State from shutting down
the beach because of a small drizzle "flooding" the road. One anonymous
Legend brought out a step by step proposal that would close San Onofre
during Spring Break, but what a difference it would make. The asphalt road will
have speed bumps every 25 feet to avoid speeders, however, it would be
terrific for skateboarders.
Written by Claude Bahlz
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
4 Comments:
Will there be a speed pass available for those of us from Talega? And if so, will it allow us to by-pass the waiting line?
Hello I.P.
Good news on the horizon. At lunch break today I contacted Ranger Ephriam, he said if you sign a Wave Share waiver with the State you can obtain Speed Pss for $7.50 cash by notifying Ranger Headquarters.
R.U.Dunne
I have a giant S.U.V. so I can drive realy fast on the dirt road. But those meanies at La Punta call me dirty names and throw stuff at me!
Gee, Osama bin Pharteen where do you get the money to support your GIANT SUV? You'd better get your sorry ass speeding down the big old dirt road before the State installs the concrete berms. One word of advice, give the Ranger $7.50 for your new Speed Pass.
JOHN 3:16
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