March 24, 2005 Gate opens early Sunday

Yesterday at San Onofre, well as usual, the place stinks to high heaven
The Haw'ns dispersed the squid harvestors returning the beach to the
to the masses, and Easter Sunday is l o o k i n g g o o d.. It could be
miserable, with all the rotting fish and squid, however, that
may keep families away from the beach and their silly egg hunt.
There shall be the wailing of stupid dogs chained to their "masters"
bumper while "master" gors for his surf, growling at anything or
any one who moved, cell-phone freakos, car alarms blaring, but
worst of all, the wave gurus. Waves were at best three feet in height,
locals were calling 2' overhead, and wouldn't back down. Two feet
overhead is eight feet, okay, no way they're gonna' buy that. "We don't
judge waves in feet, we call 'em "overhead". So, I think have you clowns
ever ridden Redondo Breakwater at 12', or Ventura Overhead at 15',
or Rincon at 10', or Tijuana Sloughs at 18'? There were no affimatives, s
o I gave up. The best news of all is Hal Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam
were back in full force, the Dairywimple confirmed Alan Seymour's San
Onofre Surf Classic is going to br another huge triumph, netting over
$3,000,00 for someone other than the SOSC BOD. Maybe, I'll give
Wayne Miyata's "Cup and Sinker" one more shot, that cacophony at
SANO is much too much.

Written by Ramon Asencion Moreales.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES