March 20, 2005 It all comes together
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FADE IN

EXT BEACH DJ KIOSK DAY

Kevin:
Hey you can't go in there, we're on the air, can't you read that sign?

Marco:
The hell with you and your sign! I want my Rita, and I want her now,
where is she?

Hal Dairywimple:
It seems, Dr. Laura we have a surprise guest, and it looks like Rita's husband,
Marco, from Dirty Sanchez'. Sit down, please, Marco, Rita will be right back.

Dr. Laura:
Please be seated, help your self to the cooky jar brought to you by
Pfizer Company.

Marco:
Hey, these ain't bad, tastes a little like Viagra. Rita! Rita! Where are you
I've got something for you. Hey Dr.Laura, where'd Rita go? Wow,
these things are really good. I wish she'd get here.

Dr.Craig:
So do I, Marco. This is 1--800Dr.Laura We'll be right back after these
words from our sponsor. OFF AIR

Kevin:
We're out kids, back in four.

Hal: Off to Kevin.
Where's OB, Kev, things are starting to tighten up here.

Kevin:
I think he's in the ladies room with three of the Dirty Sanchez'
barmaids, slamming down those Super Industrial Strength Viagras.
I hope he doesn't explode and kill them, that stuff is potent. I'll go check
his 10--20. Okay, kids, 5, 4, 3, 2, and....

Hal
Well, we're back Dr. Laura with Marco for the next segment,
finding Rita. But, first Dr. Laura we're going to take a short commercial
break and be right back. OFF AIR...

Kevin:
Okay, everyone, we're wrapprd!

FADE OUT

Written by Ranger Ephriam
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES