March 25, 2005

Yesterday, Thursday, SOSC BOD had a real snorer
trying to do something with our sport of surfing to
get it out of the twenties and *adalante* to the 21st
Century. They said ,"No deal, we want it the same as
if Tom Blake, George Freeth, and a young Barney Wilkes
had just walked along the "ancient dirt road". They said
we don't want change, Old 'Nofre stays the same. You
want change go to Malibu where there's a whole goddamn
new Gidget crowd dedicating libraries. My old friend Alan
Saymour, suggested a marvelous idea for Hawiian Tuxcedo
Swimwear, but the few attending BOD scoffed at it, suggesting
he leave the beach I wanted to say something, however, that's
an awfully rough crowd (all twelve of them). Because of a mammoth
expandable motor house sporting a 500 mega power generator I couldn't
hear. I'm running for BOD Pres and show ém how we used to do things
in them "Old Days".

Written by Rick Heil
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES