A big slap in the face.

I can tell you right now I have no faith in the SOSC BOD,
Several years back, when surfers were surfers, who drank
neither Lite Beer nor white wine, Tubesteak was invited,
nominated for that fact, to serve on the Club's BOD. The
nominator was an influential member, if not Chairman of the
Board. Well, like a jackass I said, "Sure, why not? The vote
was taken, the outcome was a big slap in the face. Out of
1,200 votes counted Tubesteak received a lousy, stinking
2 votes. Yes a lousy two votes, mine and the nominators.
Gosh, I wonder what if "Mr. Steak" would've garnished the
majority vote qualifying him fo the BOD. Where would his
career be in 2005? His old friends The Beach Boys summed
things up with "God Only Knows" chzrtbuster. You never
conprehend what goes on behind the scene in surfboarding.
On his resume would TUBESTEAK/SOSC BOD knock
everyones socks off. "Wow" what credentials! I guess it's
merely a pipe-dream of "Mr.Steak", himself parading up
and down rhe "primitive dirt road", clutching a clipboard,
a #2 pencil, and a 30th Anniversery Comemorative Bulky Tee.
Yeesss! Life is good.

Written by Tom Turnip Esq.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES