Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

If it ain't one thing it's the tuther, San Onofre will come up
with a doozie or two. Well it happened this morning. Mr.Mystery
came up with the quintessential beach moneymaker. Mr.
shows up with a van full of rental dogs, or dogs for rent. Old
'Nofre has become the doggie beach capitol of the world. Mr.
figures in order to be on the inside looking out you should
follow the cliche when in Rome do as the Romans. Inlanders
come to Old 'Nofre, the first thing they see is a mangy farm
dog tied down with a nylon rope, out of work and unemployed
contractor style. By 11:00 AM this morning he had rented twelve
barking dogs, all lunging at the leash for $20.00 a day. Then,
get this, The Mr. drives to Stator Bros, trying to impress his
bros he purcheses 10 lbs. of (YOUCH!) San Onofre filet
mignon i.e., Tri Tips the worse grade of commercial cuts
in the world, but those poor guys don't know the difference.
Yep, Tri Tips and Bud Lite, and the boyz are "kings for a day".
I bet Mr. Mystery shows next week with kids for rent for
wan2bees parents for a day as it looks as if Old 'Nofre shooting
for "Baby Beach of the Year."

Written by The Lounge Lizard.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES