It was just a matter of time.
San Onofre is wrapped like a tamale in a corn husk. Yesterday, we
went to Doheny State Park located in beautiful Dana Park Harbor,
boy what a spot that is seagulls, shade, asphalt roads (no speeders),
no beach bosses, no overweight farm dogs, and a fellow selling popsicles
from a three wheel bike, the kind you see "seniors"riding in Laguna
Woods. Great food, great folks, great bullschitt by the Master himself,
Doc Paskowitz. Why, you ask, was everything so great? Simple they
eulogized San Onofre. Please SOSC BOD come spend a weakened with
us, see how the other half lives. Motorhomes here dwarf the ones ai
'Nofre. Dogs up here talk, they're forbidden to bark. I knew it, but the
"BEACH BUM" style of life went out in the very early '60's. Adalante,
'Nofre, catch up with the times. Btw, the Yahtzees, stay in the harbor
and you can't feel their condescension over here.
Written by Cholly Knickerbocker.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
7 Comments:
maybe we like oil soaked at San Onofre Surfing Beach.
Us Talegans would never go to that Doheny place, everyone there is so mean, unlike San Onofre. And the water is filthy. Where do you think the Talega sewage runs off to?
I bought a talking dog from a ventriliquist once. he said "so ya sold me aye... I'll never speak again" and he didnt either
Hi guy, Stu there's a difference between mean and condecsending.
A.Nonomous please save your "B" material for when you get on stage at the Club Luau.
Richard Dana
Yes sah, I gots an oil soaked log for yawl!
Talking dog.
Big deal.
Has TubeO told you about the time the plane piloting monkeys landed at San Onofre?
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
WENT TO THE CUPBOARD
TO FETCH HER POOR DOG A BONE,
WHEN SHE BENT OVER
ROVER TOOK OVER AND SHOWED HER A BONE OF HIS OWN...
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