Had to go to Ranger GHQ to pick up another free Legend's Annual Pass.
We visited with Dairywimple for a while, boy were we taken back when he
pointed out the SOSC bounty program, not unlike The Minuteman Project.
All BOD members will be assigned a vector from Punta Paradisio to Dog
Patch and vice-versa. Any Club member out of line will be given a Red
Tag Citation except for BIGKOOK whose Great White Van will be issued
the immoblizing Denver Boot. Hal said the State receives far more
complaints than praise for San Onofre. Dairywimple assigned Ranger Epjriam
as key honcho for the Allan Seymour Classico this weekend smack
dab inthe middle of the Old Man's reef. It may be the non-club members
are irked because of parking problems. For exanple, trendy car drivers from
Ranchchita Santa Margarita and Temecula don't want a one hour drive
to the "Nofre, wait in the by-pass line for an additional two hours, drive
down Tobacco Road, can't find a decent place to park because of the
way the "so called" 5th generation members hog parking places as if
they hold title to Rancho Pendelton by the Sea, then get treated live
yesterday's garbage. Julias, long time club member recalls the early day
when folhs drove around Los Angeles, Mexico with sawed off tailblocks
protruding from their trunk, kinda like the wan2bee look. Julius,
after looking at the commotion last Sunday, said they should apply
for a name change to "Dead Man's Reef".

Written by Rueben Carlos Ramirez
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES