Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Wake up gringo, you aint gonna believe it! "Nuestra
Reina de la Sonora de Angeles". Remember Los Angeles?
Well forget L.A. Mayor Villaregosa, acting under orders
from Bush and Fox, has declared Union Station on Alameda
St. a free port for Mexico's fleeing citizens while
promiding all free aid until they become acclimated.
San Onofre will be known as Playas de San Diego Norte.
You will no longer hear "Äloha brah" at SANO, it will be
changed to "Hola, amigo". Tony's Market catering truck
will be Antonios Fruits and Vegetables. Annual Pass will
be $1,150.00 moneda nacional.

Written by Jesus Francisco "Paco" Quiroz.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 7:30 AM   15 Comments

15 Comments:

At 10:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ay, carajo, hijo le!

 
At 11:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tu madre es puta y pendeja
Te picas el culo
Coma mi panocha
Chingado
Pinche Retardado
Retrasado
Chupa mi pito
Puta barata
Bajate a los chescos
Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo

 
At 11:39 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheater.

 
At 5:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Hollywood is getting anxious about the fact that no one is coming to see its movies, according to Sharon Waxman in today's Times. But no one is quite sure why, or if the decline is real.

I suspect it is, and here's why.

In the short run, because movies have sucked lately. For example: "The Amityville Horror," "Sahara," "A Lot Like Love," "Fever Pitch," XXX: State of the Union...." (And as for "Kingdom of Heaven"—in this case, Chris Rock was right; Orlando Bloom is no leading man. He's an elf.)

No one's going to rush to the theaters for Miss Congeniality II. By contrast, television has actually gotten better in the last year or so. And if there's no good regular programming to watch, it's easy enough to order a movie on demand.

In the long run, more important is something I'll call customized entertainment. (And this pertains to yesterday's discussion of iPods as well.)

As the public entertainment experience gets increasingly expensive and unpleasant, and the private, customized experience gets better and cheaper, more people are, um, entertaining themselves. Here in New York City, tickets purchased online now cost about $12. (Rather than discounting your ticket for an online purchase, as even the airlines do, the movie theaters actually charge you about 15% more.) Concessions can easily add another $10. The same price will buy you two months of Netflix. Just like the record companies did, this is a business acting as if it has an endless monopoly.

True, there's an old-fashioned appeal to seeing a movie in a theater. But Hollywood shouldn't take this for granted; mass behavior can paradigm-shift. And the appeal has decreased as the experience has become more unpleasant—lousy seating, crying babies, fifteen minutes of ads before the movie starts....

Americans are currently paying more than they've ever paid for the price of their homes. With Hollywood and movie theaters treating consumers with contempt, is it any wonder that they're choosing to stay in them?

 
At 5:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear anonymous, we feel your pain, and I hope you feel ours. No one goes to the show in L.A. no more because they don't want to drive on the freeway and have someone shoot them. In the above passage antonio villaragose tell it like it are.

 
At 5:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you don't shoot the messanger.

 
At 1:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

-- Woody Allen

 
At 3:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

 
At 3:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't stand so close to me.

 
At 6:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is one of my favorite HATE websites.

 
At 8:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAVIDDUKE.COM

very interesting reading and listening.
he might just be saying the same thing as you.

 
At 10:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where there was hatred, Muad'Dib would bring love.

 
At 12:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical imgrant scum . . . complaining about the imigrants taht came here after him.

What, Tubesteak, are you claiming to be 100% Native Amrerican now?

Hypocrite.

 
At 12:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, use teh spell check!

 
At 9:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well-back to Handstandsurfing big waves and kiteboarding From Makaha shores to Pleasure point beach-Santa Cruz, Ca.
Dear Terry Tracy, Tubesteak of Malibu.
I hope to find that you and your family are well and in good spirits!
I have been riding Jed Noll and Doug Haut Longboards and short boards and my "CAUTION kiteboards of santa cruz" they are 2.5 to 3 feet in lenth, and get 25 to 30 foot airs, "no brag just fact".
I scored a pad at Makaha shores in front of the main bowl , Buffalo K, Brian& Russ K,Bruce Desoto are loveing and kind people. I surf the majority of the time every other month there in Oahu with my close friend, Teene Froiseth ,(Captain of the West Side lifeguards). We stop in time to time and check in with his mother and father , Kealiipuaimoku (Moku) and Wally Froiseth. Wally is strong and still carves canoes. they are beautiful universal spirits.
Life is good - still glassing surfboards in my small shop here in Santa Cruz and teaching surfing and the Aloha spirit . Clint Eastwood's "Sudden Impact"' go ahead make my day , still does me right to this day.
I remember Dale Velsy and you saying at the outdoor table of the Malibu Inn" Lars- you remind us of Johnny Fain with that handstand surfing of your's ."
Well listen here- I want you as my manager -Terry -if Leonardo Decapreo { Mickey Dora} decides to do this movie, stay in touch with any information on this .
I miss surfing with your son Mike- I hear he is well and living in Maui with some Hot gal- say hello for me, until later you grand beach-a-boy.Thanks for your thoughts.
Truely, Lars L.E. Hansen
2620 Quartz st.
Pleasure Point Beach,Santa Cruz Ca. 95062
www.surfinglessonssantacruz.com (MSN)
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