They say they say your days are numbered at Old San Onofre.
Don't ask why, but a reliable Department of Parks
source sald because of repeated "Burials at Sea"
Gripes have been pouring in (pardon the metaphr)
complaining the beach and surf area is overwhelmed
with traffic and log-jams are becoming intolerable
We know the SOSC BOD will not tolerate this action.
They say Paddle Outs have been a right of passage for
5th generation members, and they won't take it
laying down (no pun intended)

Written by Digger O'Dell
BRUCE SAVADE SAND ASSOCIATES