So, what's the big fad with Burials at Sea?

If you're competitive you don't belong at a surf yard called
Olde Men's, do you? If you're an old pharte trying to convince
family members you are a surfer who's going to ride doing what
you love to do until you croak, and that's surfboard ride to glory.
You've come to the right place. San Onofre is the graveyard of
clinging old folks waiting for their "paddle out". Death by
drowning (suffocating) is the most gruesome of all deaths. {t's
horrible, losing sanity wile being held beneath the surface as
you scream for life giving oxygen. Because of an epidemic of
senile geezers going down to sea in ships, that don't belong
in the water off Olde Men's, SOSC BOD offered the Club's members
(median age 74.6) an ultimatum, one paddle-out per month. It's a
sad thing to face, old surfers hogging the green shoulder. BIGKOOK
had a great question, "Why don't these old fools get out of the
water before they kill one another?" I must concur with 'KOOK, like
how many people fo you know who were killed by a flyimg bocci ball?
"I'm sorry dear, we can't revive your husband," is not a way to go.

Written by Fingermill Gin.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES