Boy, did I get our signals mixed--and how!
I thought the Julio del Quatro Fiesta was last night, not
yesterday afternoon. Because of my addlepated mind, I skipped
the "blast" of the year that they had in San Clemente. Maybe,
just maybe, I thought it may have beem a showcase for dozens
of 3 year old oddlers, their mothers strutting around with a
SEG on their face, daring other Moms to show how adorable their
little tyke is with their trendy name included [most with names Tug,
Cissy, Igor, and Missy]. The "Parade of Kids" began at 1:00 PM
going till gawd knows when. Was my face red when I found out
they had a Trepidition Competition [pharting contest] between
Paul Boomer and Lord Windeshmere. One thing I did miss, was
introductions of the Legends of Old 'Nofre. Yep, Paul Carter,
Freddie the Legend, Jeffery Luton, and Amish Andy, were there to
meet and greet fans before their lifetime induction into one of
the game's truly pestigous orginizations "Urinal Row". An indication
how difficult nominations are, John and Tom Wilson were Honorary
Mention probably because it was a popularity not a drinking
contest. Finally, one disturbing item, Ranger Ephriam and Hal
Dairywimple were turned away at the door. The next Gathering of
the Tribe will be "The James Irwin Memorial Fund Bocci Ball
Tournament of Champions Foundation" July 26, 2005.

footnote: SEG/schitt eating grin.

Written by Oswald Rabbit
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES