Finally, a Tribute to the Great Legends of San Onofre Past.
If you ain't never lived in LA, you don't know Jack Schitt.
It's been a long time coming, but we welcome it with open arms,
kinda like a zeugma. SOSC BOD feeling the pressure of being a
non-descript surf beach welcomes nominations for the sandstone
cliffs "Surfing's Mt. Rushmore". Several names are considered
with Doc Paskowitz, Bob Keifer, Tom Witt, Mark Reynolds, Al Gee,
Sam "The Man" Conroy, Tom Witt, Vonzo Moronzo, and everyone's
favorite, Al Gee SOSC BOD. Four will be honored on the bluff
overlooking the rickety, dilapidated palm frond shack. Although
I was 86'd from the SOSC, I highly recommend the following: Bob
Larson, anyone in the Haw'n Garden's San Onofre Surf Club, Lestor
Williams VP San Onofre Surfing Club. The Club feels out of their
2,500 membership, he sculpture on the cliff's face will represent
surfing's finest, and SANO'S step foward in surfing's invincibleness.

Written by Larry Boss
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES