Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The State of California, in an effort to clean up the beach,
decided to parcel off the 1.2 mile stretch of beach front
lots for a nifty $700,000.00 per 50'plot. This is a
bargain considering a 30'beach front lot in Malibu CA
commands $2,500,000.00. Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam
were making "FOR SALE" signs to post along Basilone Road
this holiday weekend. Their promotion includes "breathtaking
whitewater views","Catalina Island Spectacular", close to
Dana Point Harbor, with all the amenities. Orders will be
taken starting Memorial Day weekend. I know they'll sell
like "hotcakes" at that price. One sidenote. The way things
are going President Fox and "soy puppet" Double Ewe Bush with
his bievenidos mat, you'll likely wake up beneath a mushroom
cloud and sires blaring through the night. The more you look
at thimgs the worse they are. Just curious, what is the ethnicity
of the perperators of all violent crimes. Now that I think it over
forget the beach front property. Buy Mexican pesos. What dies your
President accomplish by putting ehe welcome mat for El Salvadorians
to come here living off you sympatico gringos.

Written by Chupe Lemos.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 5:10 AM   7 Comments

7 Comments:

At 2:26 AM , Blogger Huevos Rancheros said...

DISREGARD THIS POST GO TO THE NEXT ONE DOWN
THIS WAS A PRANK SOMEONE TRIED TO PULL ON YOU

 
At 7:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disregarding post Capitan.

 
At 9:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some pranksrer is sabotaging The Dairy. Stop it. The Urologist is never up at 2:99 AM.

 
At 10:46 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest the Tubesteak Foundation host a new surfing contest. " the racists longboard classic" at St. Nofre's rectory. Mexican independance day sept 16.
A few favorites:
boil cosbey
rev "rev" jaundice jackson
Charlie chan
david duke
a few mexican dance bands
howard sterno
to name only a few

 
At 11:22 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEAR Simpatico, thank you for your input, however, San Onofre and the zombies would never fall for a racist "Classic" at all. Okay now, what took place in South Central LA prior to 3:00 PM Sunday?

 
At 3:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok,
What took place in South Central LA prior to 3:00 PM Sunday?

 
At 7:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What led up to 3:00 PM El Salvador
fiasco. Jose, drunk on tequila, stoned on heroin, totall spaced om smack. Anonymousm, it sounds as if you áin't a doper, and good for you. Even though it was known as Watts the Latinos wanted a name change, they wanted it named Sur Centro Los Angeles. The drunk starts rousting the neighborhood. If you live ny the sword you die by the sword.

 

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