Okay now, here's the line info

Okay now, here's the line info on this weekend's events.
Saturday is "My Cup Runneth Over Day" commencing
9:00 AM at Old Man's 'Chapel of the Thirsty'. A
sponsored BBQ features Ralph's 30% ground
beef, pressed into 6/1 patties, plain wrap
mustard, mayo, and seasoned salt from
Lawry's. It appears the 'no alcohol at all'
penumbra will be suspended for the gathering.
Any, and all parking fees are waived. In order
to lure Leonard-o back to the to the flock, the
booze green light will be effectual. One drawback,
you must leave the beach by 11:00 PM.

Written by Theresa Beard.
BRUCE SAVAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES