It's about time. Park will shut down tomorrow,
Saturday, so the mud slop common dirt road
can be repaired. It's a wonder the SOSC BOD
hasn't done something about this ongoing
crises. Why not, for Gawd's sake, Al Yee is
bogged down with salami league slow
pitch softball while everybody else is playing
that challenging bocci-ball. If those people
actually think Les Williams and the other
Founding Fathers invented that stuff, well,
they're sadly mistaken. San Onofre is Taleaga's
beach, make no doubt about it.

Writtten by Ira Schnipenscissor.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Why is it everyone and their beach-bum
disciples have a bone to pick with Surfing's
Best Friend, TUBESTEAK/90265. What's with
you freaks, whadda want to read about, Turk's,
Salt Creek, Rip Curl, what, what? Read the
comments at the end of the daily column,
give TUBESTEAK/MALIBU a break. PUHLEEZ!

Written by Gard Chapin.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Why is it everyone and their beach-bum
disciples have a bone to pick with Surfing's
Best Friend, TUBESTEAK/90265. What's with
you freaks, whadda want to read about, Turk's,
Salt Creek, Rip Curl, what, what? Read the
comments at the end of the daily column,
give TUBESTEAK/MALIBU a break. PUHLEEZ!

Written by Gard Chapin.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Because of an impending surf expose,
a copy of Greg Noll's "Search for Surf"
video was requested by this BLOG, and
guess who shows up with it? That's
right, CueBall and Theresa. Some disturbed
people had the gall to think we wanted
a clip of Huell Hauser with the San Onofre
zombies strolling hand in hand along the
sand from Al Yee's little scrap of the beach,
and the makeshift white eyesore (table).
SOSC BOD feels they invented surfing,
their goal to preserve it, but Greg's
video shows 800 surfers at Manhattan
Beach Pier way back in 1957. "H E L L O"
Surf Club, get with the times.

Written by Clarence Lippschittz.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES