WELCOME TO THE BEACH!
I'm editing this earlier than usual. Tomorrow, Saturday the 23rd, every ones going to the hugh Sponser's Party at La Jolla Shores. They're all going to be there, from Wingnut to Velzy to Tudor To Cabell, for the pre-Luau bash, taking place Sunday. They're sending a car for us at 4:00 PM sharp. Look for the answers Monday AM. Have a nice Holiday and don't drink so much.
That damn BIGKOOK did it again. The cameras ARE at Doheny's Surfrider's Beach and he was supposed to stop at Starbuck's for double strength coffee latte and lo-cal muffens for the cast and crew. THEBIGKOOK if you're out there, where's the grub? The title of the photo session is "The Legends of Legenday Surfing".
SURFER'S HEALING was at SANO yesterday and I had the pleasure of seeing THEBIGKOOK sill alive, and eating lots of pizza, pepperoni, sausage, heavy on the cheese style. On the beach they had a wonderful lunch of tsquitos, chichirones, burritos, tacos, rice and beans. THEBIGKOOK made sure everyone had plenty of grub. Paskowitz Surfer;s Healing capasito surE likes THEBIGKOOK. Everyone said this was the happiest they've seen him.
Oh,brother! Got to San Onofre this morning and at 6:45 Am Tuesday, there is a line begining to sepentine. So, you know what, I'm going to the Harbor and try to bust in with the fishy guys. I love to see their eyes after a night of gin and tonics. They are constantly hung over. BIGKOOK is supposed to be here today at 10:00 AM, I have a fresh bottle of sweet Muscatel for him. Maybe he can arrange a ride on Siever's boat for us.
Took my Winslow Heavy Duty Metal Detector to SANO beach and was immediatly challenged by the Ranger demanding my official State beachcombing license. Luckily I printed a fake on my Memorex scanner, and the fool fell for it. Wandered from Mecca to "Trail 6" netting $3.80. Once again, not bad for 4.5 hours work. Manana en la manana I'm heading for Doheny's Vollyball courts, where people play in their clothes and money comes pouring out of their jeans. I'm heading right now to Pedro's Tacos foy a liver and onion deluxe special.
HALALEULEAH and AMEN. Saturdy night I was rummaging through the trash uncovering a deluxe model metal detector in its box, unopened. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, so I tossed the dectector in the rear of my woody andd drove home. Yesterday AM, like a fool I drove me, woody, and the unopened, until I got there, dectector. As usual every moron in surfing was in line waiting to get on the beach. I knew what to expect so I opened my new-found deluxe Winslow Metal Detector, read the instructions, plugged in the alarm sensor, and while all the bros are hanging outside their vans chug-alugging Bud Lites I went treasure hunting. Get this, in the 5 hour wait in line I scored big time--$5.00 cash tax free. Not bad for a Sunday morning. I'm going back this morning after I cash my $180.00 unemployment check. More tomorrow.
Today is "I give up day" at the SANO Bypass waiting line. The wait will be a minimum of four hours. Why? Beacause it's hotter than a whores ass down here. 6:30 AM and the line is beign double wrappes and because
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