Saturday, December 17, 2005

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Several years ago our SOSC BOD kicked Mickey Munoz around the
beach as if he were yesterday's coffee grounds. Mickey certainly has
surfing credentials for which most would die. Back in the day when
Dr.Wilkes, and his band of Gonads [BOD] were awarded an inch but
took a mile, proclaiming as long as Corky Carroll and Richard M.
Nixon mandated the SOSC had possession of the beach 'Nofre would
become State governed, however, under pressure of the original
WW II vets would be allowed one member dies, one new member
admitted, not unlike today's line: one out, one in. That being the
case, with the floodgates thrown opened, albeit a Club waiting list,
Munoz opted to sign up for membership, damn the torpedoes, full
speed ahead! So Munoz sat there fifteen agonizing years awaiting
his opportunity as full fledged member of the San Onofre Surfing
Club--decal and membership card--included for the $5.00
membership fee. It got to the point SOSC Membership was
an obsession to Munoz. Finally, what seemed an eternity his
name was at the top of the draw. Munoz was days away
from his initiation. The phone rang. "Hey, Mongoose,
you're in!"Corky and Nixon declared nobody could keep
you out of that silly club. All those years of torment, Munoz was
in the Club (for $5.00 initiation fee). When I first knew about
this years ago, I was really unsure about his rational. "Hey,
Munoz remember The Casa Mia, Sip 'n Surf, Ernie Mission,
Ted's Grill, and Pancho. What happened? "

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

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Too many emails yesterday complaining about treatment
of animals, actually dogs allowed to roam loose at Beach
San Onofre. San Onofre took great pride broadcasting
whereabouts of the Kahoona from North of Laguna's
Stammerhead and his pooch Corky. Way back when
dogs were forbidden on the beach from Malibu to
Hermosa. They have a hideous "Bark Park" over on
Clown Valley Parkway by Deidrich's Coffee and Sal's
Pizza. Folks actually take dogs and sing Happy Birthday
songs and open rubber balls chew on fake leather rawhide
bones. Guess what the most popular dog's name is, yep, you
guessed it "Gidget". Have you noticed while at your beach,
owners always look the other direction when their beast
squirts a huge bowel evacuation. That's why so many of us
environmentalism will never return to San Onofre Doggie
Beach again. Best of all, a 6th generation dog owner came home
to Old 'Nofre last week, sat on the log beneath the Fingermill
eating a horsecock sandwich made with white Langendorf
Bread and Miracle Whip Salad Dressing, crammed it in his
mouth, laid on his back as the animal licked the food from his
Master's mouth. YUCK!

Written by Al Latrine.
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Thank goodness the Grubby Clark moment is over,
all the faithful can get on with their convoluted lives.
Remember, hard foam Harold Walker, soft foam
Morey/Doyle. Hal Dairywimple had flyers printed
yesterday, highlighting new rules for people who sneak
the family pooch to our San Onofre Sandbox without
paying a fee. A scale will placed at Gatekeeper Donn's
little Toll Kiosk, animals over 240 lbs. will be turned
back, the owner fined on the spot. Cute little doggie
water bowls must be kept out of sight in the vehicle.
Any pooch crapping on the sand will be tranquilized
by Ranger Ephriam and dragged from the beach to the
newly constructed dog pound beside Latrine #4. Black
Labs will be singled out. Anyways, you wonder about the
mentality of San Onofre surfers who can't leave pooch
alone and simply go surfing. Back in the day, you didn't
take kids or dogs to the beach. Cheeze!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

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"LIFE IN PRISON"
TOOKIE DEDICATION
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION!

Malcom X
Angela Davis
Asaggi "Tupac be Back" Shakur
Geranimo Pratt
George Jackson
Ramona Africa
Mumia Abdul Jamal
Dhoruba al Mujahid
Leonard Peltzer
John Africa

"Swing low, Sweet Chariot
Coming for to carry me home...."
[refrain]

Written by Abdullah al Sanchez with Joan Baez
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Monday, December 12, 2005

Janurary 12 is always "Show and Tell Day". All the "straight ticket"
Republicans want you to take a tour of why George W. Bush and
his brother Jeb, want you to know why they are adamant about
Illegal Workers coming up from Mexico on the Guest Worker
Program with amnistey for Bush's sister- in- law and neice.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2002/01-29-inside-noelle-bush.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/01/29/noelle-bush.htm&h=180&w=180&sz=45&tbnid=Hbwti35N1S8J:&tbnh=96&tbnw=96&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djeb%2Bbush%2Bfamily%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DG

After viewing the mess he's trying to get us in before he turns
the Presidency to Jeb, listen to Jeb's Victory March on the 3rd
link.

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http://www.nuspel.org/jalisco.html

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Today's parade honoring Ranger Ephriam, and partner
Hal Dairywimple, will take place along the antiquated dirt
road from Crapper one through Crapper five beginning at
2:00 PM sharp. Ice-cold beer and plump brats will be furnished
free of charge until 5:00PM. Dairywimple will supply the first
twenty five attendees with free annual passes a savings of
$175.00. It appears 2006 is going back to family and animal
beach in order to increase revenue, as the family animal fee will
go up to $15.00 oer diem. Anyone trying to hide pooch will be
subject to a $250.00 fine for first offense. Because of insurance
drawbacks, any and all participants must pay a $25.00 entry-fee.
to participle in the Old Guys Rule annual Polar Bear Club event
Ranger Ephriam is epected to announce the new Daily Use Parking
Increase from $10.00 up to $15.00 per day, an increase of 50%.
The San Onofre Surfing Club feels this is a step in the right
direction in case George Freeth and Duke Kahanamoku return from
the dead, they'll feel the same as when the passed on to the other side years ago.

Written by Juanita Corona.
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