CHRISTMAS DAY DECEMBER 25, 2005

http://www.tubesteak.org/classics.html

http://tubesteak.org/bks-picts/modern.htm

George Bush, Fabio Nunez, Gilberto Sedillo, Columba Bush,
all encourage an "open border", cone and go as you please
program. "El Pachuco" of San Clemente is a reason they
should be closed forever. "El Pachuco", San Clemente Car
Wash Employee, sneaked in beneath the radar as a self
appointed guest worker programee who didn't quite
understand biker territorial rights, albeit at the expense
of a Bellflower CA Harley rider. It''s not much solace to the
slaughtered biker, but if San Clemente lets this slip by, we're
all in deep doo doo. Foreingers truly believe it is macho to
brandish a 10" shank against a gringo with a chromed wallet
chain. I don't know about you but I'm voting for "The Wall"
seperating Mexico from the USA. It's going to cost $36,000.00
a year to house this Pancho Villa a year for the rest of his stupid life.

Written by Loretta Sanchez
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

.

Man, oh man, Nofre sure has seen it's day. Ben Marcus
in a documentary filmed in Hawaii from 1906 to the present.
Included in the film is a piece about San Onofre in 1946.
What you see is not what you got. The beach seascape is
not what the SOSC BOD wants you to see. There just ain't
no crapp on the beach, no unsightly bamboo shootz, no
ice-plant, just a beautiful natural landscaped beach at
the base chiseled sandstone bluffs, separated by a rustic
access road from the hook to road's end. Remember, this
was '46, prior to the annexation of by the SOSC and their
BOD. Then came the gallon wine jugs for the boozeing
gallons of Acme beer guzzled i n until unconsciousnessss
overcame the members. They went directly from WW II
on their GI Bill Entitlement at USC. Happy as pigs in garbage,
the fellows formed a half ass surf club, naming it The San Onofre
Surfing Club. fouded 1953. Everything was going smooth for the
adventurers, beautiful waves, clear skies, and like a all true
beach bums, not a care in the world--eat, drink, sleep, and surf.
Thank Gawd for Corky Carroll, he had Nixon turn the beach
over to the State in exchange for the SONGS Power Plant, who
then came in to push, shove, dunp, fill, any and all dirt over the
pristine bluffs allowing weeds, junk unsiightly bamboo, ice plant,
telephone pole barricades, along the access road, although the SOSC
BOD wanted it to look just like Peanuts Larson and Hi Ho Silver had
just came back and wouldn't be shocked by the change. So now, you
have the transformation of a natural landscape into dirt and weeds
Powere Plant, disfigured bluffs, uncontrollable parking, and rebelious
wan2bees cluttering the beach. Fyi, Mexican, Jose Elias Sandoval,
murdered a Caucasion at the Beach Hut on El Camino. Why do
they allow crazed Mexicans into the USA. Tomorrow part II.

Written by Tommy Trojan
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

.

Hold on one more day. Books and documentaries will be finished
today. Tomorrow, what went wrong at San Onofre causing
all the havoc and turmoil. Yes, names will be mentioned. Till then,

http://sanodaze.blogspot.com/

Written by B.Z.Bee.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

.

STAND BY!

We're sorry, the number you dialed, TUBESTEAK'S DIARY,
did not go through. please hang up and try again, or call:

http://sanodaze.blogspot.com/

Last minute X-MASS books:

SURFING WORLD
Demi Taylor
Dreamer's Guide to Surfing

SURF STORIES
Don't Leave Home Without It
Paul Diamond/Taylor McMahon

SURFING USA
Keeping it Real
Ben Marcus

MIKI DORA 'da CAT
The Audacious Life
and Legend of Rogue
Surfer MSD II
David Rensin

DORA LIVES
Craig Stecyk/Drew Kampion

ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SURFING
Matt Warshaw

NALU MAGAZINE
February 2006 Issue

Written by The Reviewer Himself.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

President George "Bad Boy Club" Bush says, "We're staying right
here in Iraq until we win and build a democracy." Meanwhile
thousans of Mexicans cross our borders unchallenged, so they can
have a democracy you built for them and their 18 ninos. Gracias,
Americanos.

Written by Dick Cheny
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

.

Countdown to X--MASS. Would it not be nice if the State
declared Martial Law next Sunday, cleaned up all doggie
elimination owners refuse to collect in the cute little blue
pooch bag posted along the beach. I'm positive Dairywimple
and Ranger Ephriam woold encourage all animals be confined
to their CoachHome for the day. There is great news ahead,
yes, the Park is having drunk-driver, hallucigenic users, and
all homeless beach bums, sweep and swab every inch of
toilet facilities for X--MASS Day health sanctions. Sunday
will be the one day this year alcohol in glass containers
will be allowed on the sand.

Written by Alejandro Sanchez Gomez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES