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More about the fabulous happenings at
our beach Old 'Nofre this summer. SOSC
BOD better sit down, you ain't gonna' like
this at all. Abraham Paskowitz invented the
world famous Fish Tacos years back, made
a special menu last night for old times sake.
It was brought about that San Onofre Surf
Beach needs oxygen and it needs it fast. At
the Casa de Tubesteak for the gathering of
the Tribe was a very, very, important Board of
Supervisor member who gave her support
for not only a "Legend's Reunion" but a
"Gathering of the Greats" to be held at
Old Man's the weekend of July 4th blockng
any and all attempts for SOSC bulky Tee sales,
Roxy Dedications, more importantly, Allan
Seymour, in their attempt to control a
Caifornia Public Domain beach. There will
be ongoing live music, free food for the homeless
impaired, free beer for the alcoholics, best of all
the beach will remain open till midnight. Sorry,
Surf Club Members, but welcome to the real world
of surfing.

Written by Nick Crouton
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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USA Today has a fantasticly misleading article,
stating Club President Leslie Willims is a
Founding Father of the original San Onofre
Surfing Club way back in 1952. That is totally
and irrevocably untrue. Williams was 18 years
old at the time. The Club will not call Bullshitt
on USA Today, mainly because the SOSC has
no conception what happened way back when.
In this day and age the SOSC features old ladies,
beer salesman, roofers, framers, so it's
incomprehensible the original Club would have
a teenager from Santa Monica lead them in the
early year. Therefore, if the SOSC BOD won't call
Bullschitt on USA, I will. USA Today, don't print
fibs about surfing. Incidentally, part time beach
bums, 30% chance of rain means no rain, especially
when the dew-point is only 40.9%. Don't believe,
look out the window, it ain't raining. No running to
the beach hoping to sit in a warm car guzzling
cheap white wine from a 7/11 cozy.

Written by E.McB.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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There's so much going on in thr real world of
surfing you're not gonna believe it. Btw, it is
incomprehensible that the State allows that
silly road to go unpaved. It looks like New .
Orleans down there. Freeth and Dr.Barney
ain't coming back, get with it--Puh-leaze.
Okay now, Books, DVD'S, Readings, PA's,
Benefits, a whole tablefull of 21st Century
stuff and a whole lot more just around the
corner.

Written by Colonel of Urinal
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Did your San Onofre Surf Clug tell you 40.7%
dew point means no rain. Look out your window.
One thing that pissed Pete Peterson more
than anything, is when stuff is written
that is untrue, especially about San Onofre
history. Just don't believe anything you
read and only half of what you see.
It looks as if 60% of rain means no rain
after all. Gino's new Italian Restaurant in
town read yesterday's depressing BLOG about
Old 'Nofre's plight about the "homeless hungry".
Weather permitting, this coming weekend Gino
is sending free food coupons to any and all beach
peep for all the pizza, lasagna, beer, Gallo dry
salsmi, and accoutrements, fot the surfing needy.
No strings attached, with one proviso, If you hang
out in front of Bldg. #4, you pick up your voucher
there, and not down at the Bamboo Room where
they had all the complaints last Saturday. There
will be no limit to the amont of vouchers. You
must be on the beach by 8:00 AM. We want you
to have all the free food you can eat, and a full
belly at the beach FREE!

Written by Darryl Diamond.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES