IT WAS A HALLOWEEN PARTY ONLY OF WHICH ONE COULD DREAM. First there was a Cameo Appearance by THEBIIGKOOK. Second: the Paskowitz Surf Camp Instructors were there in suggestive costumes. Third: so much free booze, free grub, great looking gortch. Lots of free candy, loud Las Vegas style disco tunes as THEBIGKOOK danced the night away. There were flash backs of The Benny Hinn Show and when you tore yourself away the street looked like the aftermath of the Ciudad Mexico earthquake, the streets were mobbed, commecial vans were importing Trick or Treators from out of town for the deluxe ccinfections. This poor fellow from Riverside brought a half gallon of Capt.Morgan Heavy Duty Rum and the SANO freeloaders drank in three minutes, I had to leave because it was turning into a prom-like atmosphere.
TUBESTEAK/BEEN.THERE.DRANK.THAT

FOR ALL THE SAN CLEMENTE BROS, Halloween is rigt there with SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, CINCO DE MAYO,
WORLD SERIES, SANO SURF CLUB CONTEST, in short it's their "night to howl". What am I wearing to the Costume Ball tonight? You guessed it, I'm going dressed as a Legend.
TUBESTEAK/IMPOSTER

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE! Had to go to Costco for provisions, walked in, headed to the pharmacy aisle, realized everyone's on a cell phone talking in tongues, then this guy standing beside me could no longer take it, and yells, "Don't nobody in this goddamn store talk English?" Right on, brother, I hear you.
TUBESTEAK/TEAM.STEVE.RUCKER

OH, THIS IS AWFUL! Billions of dollars, loss of life, misery, grief, hell on earth, and the Retail Unions encourage members to vote NO on a settlement. Sympathy has dwindled for this union scene. Lat night at Ralph's box-girls are having a picket sign fight, cart attendants are riding skateboards in front of the store entrance, I guess looking for sympathy.. Union members want to work. Business Agents say NO.
TUBESTEAK/THANKS.CSFA

THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE. Preparing for his big Halloween Bash, THEBIGKOOK has leased a Prayer Gondola for TEAMBIGKOOK'S Annual All Hallows Day Gay Pride Procession along the dirt road at San Onofre this weekend. Problem is last weekend the sheriffs Dept. put the Denver Boot on his Great White Van and he needs a volunteer to pull the Prayer Gondola to the beach.
TUBESTEAK/ OMBUDSMAN

FOR ALL YOU MEN AND WOMEN FIREFIGHTERS. YOU DONE GOOD. WE TIP OUR HAT'S TO
YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR DEDICATION TO CALIFORNIA.
B R A V I S I M O!
tubesteak/csfa

LIFE IS GOOD FOR THEBIGKOOK. Saturday night I left the festivities as THEBIGKOOK zeroed in on his new-found honey. I returned to the house this morning and THEBIGKOOK's van was still there.
It smelled of alcohol and smoke. Hanging from the door was a sign warning: "If this van's rocking don't comr a knocking".
TUBESTEAK,NAVIGATOR

YESTERDAY WAS A DAY for the ages. This character, JT, hosts "The Breeder's Cup Party" at Rick Skillman's' "Rib Trader Restaurant. Guess who walks in the door at 9:00 AM sharp. Yup, it was THEBIGKOOK, himself, with his date a "Julie Krone" lookalike. Forgetting this was not the "Kentucky Derby, he and "Julie" began slamming triple
"Mint Juleps", (in a small glass). At 9:49 the first race goes off. Here's the hard part: "Julies" look alike is 4'8" high, wearing a high-school mortar hat so THEBIGKOOK could place their Mint Juleps on it as if it were a tray The race flashes by on the
gigantuc wide screen TV. A mob of 75 local "you know what's" are screaming
at an ear piercing level. It was LOUD! Out of the smoke and the noise
this horse wins off and guess who the jock was? If you said Julie Krone
you were right. THEBIGKOOK scored big-tme, netting a fat $800.00 ticket
and then the fun started....
TUBESTEAK/ARCADIA