NEW YEAR DAY 2006
Sometimes miracles happen, and this morning they did. In town visiting BIGKOOK for the "San Onofre Iron Man Indian Death Match, Polar Bear Reunion, Freeze Out Extravaganza".

High on the bluff, overlooking Old Men's stood Tabloo the Prophet, BIGKOOK, and Sabu Winewinkle, each a weather soothsayer in his own right. "Good news boys, 30% chance of light showers and rain for the gladiators," said Sabu

"Rain. What rain?", said Tabloo, "They should be having hot air baloon races this morning, and they got this salami league surf team out there freezing their ass."

'Tradition. Heritage. Fifth Generation stuff, you know, like bocci-balls, log standing, talking about when the tide goes out, San Onofre intrincics, said BIGKOOK, shaking his head.

"It's all bullschitt, lem'me have some wine, KOOK. Fast," said Sabu. "I don't get it, thirty guys in the water on New Years Day, no wetsuitn, no hood, and no booties, like this never happened before."

"A bunch of real goddam pioneers," said BIGKOOK. and they all laughed.

Written by Harry Beard
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES