It's been a long time coming, but the
States finally going to rub SOSC's
nose in in it. Yep, you read it here,
no more drunks drinking on the
beach, in motorhomes, cars,
campers, tents, nothing, bushes,
or bamboo demolished by 10
year old children of members.
This happened years ago in La
Jolla, authorities don't want it,
or you as far as that goes, they
don't want neither you nor
your drunk teenagers. There
will be no Wave Pool built in
Riverside off the 91. You knew
it was coming. One pop, the
Rangers will be on you like
flies on dogg schitt. Vista has
a wonderful re-hab center.

Written by Witty Tom
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

You isn't gonna' believe it. Begining 7/1/2007, San Onofre is a 'dry beach'.
In the event you're unaware of the meanining of 'dry beach' it
simply means no alcohol cunsumption ever, any longer. That's
correct : NO DRINKING! PERIOD! END OF REPORT! All park Rangers have been placed on alert. You consume any alcohol on the beach
you're going to Vista Jail. No exceptions. No note from your Doctor.
Nothing. Nada. Zero. No forged marijuana healh necessity. Zero, Zilch.
You suffer. That's it. Anyways, you been drinking such a long time,
and look at you. So all you homeless scrounges, you better shape
up before you get shipped out.

Written by Sheriff Bob, with help from Officer Bob.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES INC.