You isn't gonna' believe it. Begining 7/1/2007, San Onofre is a 'dry beach'.
In the event you're unaware of the meanining of 'dry beach' it
simply means no alcohol cunsumption ever, any longer. That's
correct : NO DRINKING! PERIOD! END OF REPORT! All park Rangers have been placed on alert. You consume any alcohol on the beach
you're going to Vista Jail. No exceptions. No note from your Doctor.
Nothing. Nada. Zero. No forged marijuana healh necessity. Zero, Zilch.
You suffer. That's it. Anyways, you been drinking such a long time,
and look at you. So all you homeless scrounges, you better shape
up before you get shipped out.
Written by Sheriff Bob, with help from Officer Bob.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES INC.
10 Comments:
Its about time!
somebody should invite
Alcoholics Obvious out to start a meeting.
John you'se right as rain.
San Onofre needs AA like the SOSC needs a third nut.
FRED'S LIQUOR is not going to like losing all the real boozers in July. Can we sit in our car with the a/c on, cause that's not drinking on the beach. Come to think of it, the only folks it'll effect are the homeless bindlestiffs.
wolf?
The signs have been changed back to "surfing beach" from "drinking beach". A memorial will be held at toilet building #4, BIGKOOK PRESIDING.
Bro, wha' hoppens' when you spend good money for a chemical high, you snort, nothing happens. Like, I want my bread back.
Possible, oh what?
Impossible. As much chance as a snowball in hell.
Why do you SNORT, for the high as a kite feeling.
NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO TEAM
BUD LITE. WILL JUST GO BACK TO
WHERE THEY CAME FROM LIKE BOLSA CHICA. OR JUST DRINKING OUT THERE
SAN-O MUG AN SAY THEY NEVER
CATCH ME WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO DOWN
Hola: Barleycorn.Isn't there anyway we can excersise our God given right to party hearty at San Onofre. Like, can we email the Surf Club and have them protest. You know, I like kicking back on the beach with a glass bottle of MGD.
Concerned,
If I cant drink,
nobody can drink.
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