It appears it's over except the shouting. Yep,SOSC
has slapped an ultimatum on all non Club Members.
Schitt or get off the pot. I don't think they're joking.
It was all brought about because of the "Follow Us
to San Onofre Surfrider State Beach". In order to
gyp the State, huge families are packed into
campers and trailer houses in order to avoid the
high cost of admission to SANO. What "familias"
do is bring all relatives to the beach, and in the case
of a three day weekend, save themselves a bundle.
How? Ten dollars times 3 is $30.00, or purchase an
overpriced Annual Pass for year 2007 at $175.00 per
Well figure it out. Did you know for each $175.00 pass
SANO BOD receives 10% or $17.00 profit for the Surf
Club. Of course, it's no wonder they're glad to see you
Way back when, the Club wouldn't give you the time
of day. But now $17.00 is $17.00 if you know what I'm
saying. Imagine driving from Riverside to SANO at
$3.47 per gallon. Believe it or not, it all adds up.
Remember, it's 50 miles one way with enourmous
toll-road fees. Like, it's gotta cost those poor Inland
Empire suckers a week's salary to get here. Once
they rid this country of your inept President,
these bloated fuel prices shall go back to normal.
Like, when was the last time =W= paid for his own
gas? I'll tell you right here and now, we're voting Al
Gore President, and get rid of that smirking =W=.

Written by Graydon Carter.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES