Sunday, May 06, 2007

Mr.Allan Seymour is a magician. Yesterday, San Onofre
had sinked to it's lowest level, ever. Allan Seynour bailed
them out. Mr. Seymour, thanks to SOSC reaped a huge profit
to the tune of $28,000.00. He does it each and every year,
leaving any, and all contestents happy as pigs in garbage.
The total cost to Mr. Seymour was zilch, nada, cipher, kaput,
Mr. Seymour siphoned the tank as the SOSC BOD stood
helpless. Every Bulkee Tee that SOSC would have sold
went directly into Mr. Seymour's pocket. The sad part is,
in order to compensate for Bulkee Tees loss, the BOD
asked for a 30% increse un gate fees. I, myself, don't
mind payong the upped price tag. All we can can say is
thank you Mr. Seymoure, you've saved our summer.

Written by DAR.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 1:33 PM   4 Comments

4 Comments:

At 2:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this mean the beach will be vacant this summer and the state will leave along with the rangers and gatekeepers ...finally there will be enough room for the Hawaiian surf club to take over .

 
At 4:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why yes, Anonymous #1, the Haw'n Surf Club with Al Gee shall rule the beach if folks let him.

 
At 9:09 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allan Seymour for Presdient!

 
At 12:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS, Seymour is the new president of the sosc, however, he's in Mecxico celebrating his windfall profit.

 

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