So many crank comments. Yesterday the BLOG came
to a screaching halt leaving out surf spot nicknames,
e.g. Four Doors, Smoke Stacks, The Wall, da' Point,
Old Joe's, Secrets, Ol' Man's, to name a few.
All trendy, of course. Readers are irate because their name
isn't mentioned, or their innane coments aren't published.
For chrissake, this ain't no ticket to no "Legendhood.".
Anyways, you want mention in the Diary, you gots to pay
your dues. Incidentally, the only places in surfing that
matter are Rincon, Malibu, Ventura Overhead, Redondo
Breakwater, anywhere else ain't Jack Schitt, maybe Lunada
Bay. Trestles sucks, and it sucks hard. Cotten's breaks once a
millenium. So, youse guys get off your "high horse" and get
with it. Btw, voted the worst beach in surfing by 100 savvy
surfers is, you guessed it, San Onofre. It was, however, voted
best begInners beach in SOCAL.

Written by Rory Russell.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES