Oh, what a wonderful sight to see a Silverstreak
trailer house packed to the gill with fun lovers.
On the giant rear window announced, "FOLLOW
US TO SAN ONPFRE". I'll tell you one thing it looked
like they were ready to have a good time. Come to think
of it that was the fifth, either camper or trailer house,
with that 'FOLLOW US' sign. After getting closer, you
could read, Courtesy SOSC BOD. It was mentioned in
the surfing page our Surf Club membership is way down,
Surfing Annual book sales are way down, parking is way
overloaded, more animals are defecating on the sand in
broad daylight, while their owners look the other way,
Bldg. #4, the one that's opposite BIGKOOK'S animal
farmis a shamble, Sal Geeze Haw'n Gardens is just
that, Sal Geeze Haw'n Surf Club. Sal's huge family moved
their home made flimsy table for many down to Four Doors.
Knowing Sal, the Haw'n San Onofre Surf Club will have
an insufferable bottleneck this Fourth of July. Oh well,
nobody said it was going to be easy. Unfortunatly, the
DFG will announce at the next BOD meeting, the greedy
Club spear fisherman have depleted the natural enviroment
of the famous Black Seabass which survived the past 500
years, has dwindled downt to nothing. Maybe we should
re-examine Sal Geeze for Club President, and replace
Wes "Mr.FedEx" Williams.

Written by Pearl Mesta.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES LTD.