Saturday, March 25, 2006

The best things happen when you least
expect them. Summer's on the way, will
the SOSC BOD be ready to move foward
or will they sit there and do what they
have traditionly done? In case you aren't
aware adalante means foward. Where will
your summer lead you, forward, laterally,
or backward, in surfing? In Janurary the
SOSC will again slidebackward in surfing history
while our surf friends up the coast will wallow in
self indulgence. You'll see. There are a lot of
our friends who have had their life cut short
when they didn't realize the end was near
and drowned then had to be transported to the
County Morgue in Vista. Surfing is for NSSA
and WSA Little Leaguers. Like, when was a
bocci-baller last killed at San Onofre. Who
cares, the Mexicanos have taken over America,
and all gringos are rolling over exposing their
bloated white bellies. Remember, Soy Mexicano!

Written by Ceasar Chavez UFW..
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Friday, March 24, 2006

YIKES! Again. The itinerate homless
beach combers have really got the SOSC
BOD pissed. They abandoned their
multi-colored Tulip Beach Chairs for
Bldg.#4's Dressing Rooms for their
newest fad--munching on Ex-Lax
candies to ease their boredom. Those guys sure
have a wonderful imagination. Two of them,
Crusty and Larson spent the morning
schitting bricks (sideways) then complained
it hurt so much they couldn't look for
employment. Excuses, excuses, excuses.

Written by Frank Crapp
BRUCE SAVAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

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It's time to face the music. San Onofre will
never change. Same schitt differant day.
Everybodys laying around waiting for the
next SOSC BOD meeting. Yeah, they'll be
there sitting in either their low-cut woven
beach, or a rusting green metal tulip
chair. In surfing, if you didn't make it by the
time you were 19, you ain't gonna' make
it now. If you're over 49, thinning hair in
a gray ponytail, still drinking Merlot,
join us Saturday night for our candlelight
vigil at Old Man's.

Written by Stinky.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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