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It's time to face the music. San Onofre will
never change. Same schitt differant day.
Everybodys laying around waiting for the
next SOSC BOD meeting. Yeah, they'll be
there sitting in either their low-cut woven
beach, or a rusting green metal tulip
chair. In surfing, if you didn't make it by the
time you were 19, you ain't gonna' make
it now. If you're over 49, thinning hair in
a gray ponytail, still drinking Merlot,
join us Saturday night for our candlelight
vigil at Old Man's.

Written by Stinky.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES