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IT NEVER FAILS! THE SAN ONOFRE
DIRT NUISANCE IS SHUT DOWN
AGAIN BECAUSE OF RAIN. GIVE
UP SOSC BOD, PAVE IT! DR.WILKES
AND EDDIE MCB AIN'T COMING BACK

Praise the Lord. Maranatha! What a glorious
future for Beach San Onofre. The Surfrider
Foundation quashed the Tollroaders and they
scampered off with their tail between their legs.
Yes, you heard it right--No Toll Road! Ever.
SOSC BOD, State of California, and especially
Ranger Ephriam, in an ongoing effort of
perseverance, just like a desert Gila Monster.
In doing so our Club had to agree the primitive
dirt road will have a layer of gravel, better than
boiling hot asphalt. To cover the road expenses
a .25 shower fee will be applicable.
The .25 charge was kept low as our club
agreed to use reclaimed from the spigot.
Clear water would've cost .50 a shot.
Thank everybody involved for their super help.
On the other side of the coin, Annual Dues
effective April 1st 2006 will be $65.00 Semi
Anually. Original Club Founder Les Williams
requested an Annual Membership increase to
$50.00 a year recommended by Volley Ball
Co-ordinator Uncle Val to cover the increasing
net prices. Today's forecast: Less rain than
yesterday which means no rain because
yesterday was 36%, today 20%. San Onofre
is in the middle of the drought of the millenium,
with no relief in sight. So what, the Toll Rd. is
not coming through our precious beach, that's
all that matters for now.

Written by Reynaldo Sip'e
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES