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What a shock! After nearly a month I
returned to Jurasic State Surfing Beach.
It hasn't changed one Iota, not a bit.
Same beach bums, same appetittes, same
emptyhands, at you guessed it, yep,
lunchtime. A long time ago, back in the
day at Malibu, you didn't take free food
to the "MOOCHERS", they brought food to
us. The pecking order was different then.
Lance Carson, Mike Doyle, Miki Dora,
Tom Morey, Johnny Fain, Bob Cooper,
Dewey Weber, Mickey Munoz, and that
ilk. We noticed all the 'MOOCHERS',
returned to the trough several times
with no remorse at all. Shovel, shovel,
shovel, well, you know what I mean.
Here's an announcement you've been
waiting for [SIC], you'll never see
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU at San Onofre
again ever. Thanks Moe, Ranger
Ephriam, and Colby, and Mason,
youse guys are great. I feel at 'Nofre
that "4th Generation" bullschitt
is emblazoned forever, intrinsicaly.
Footnote for all 'Notre "MOOCHERS":
50% chance of rain means no rain.
Sorry, no handouts for you! Go find
work.

Written by Chef Boyarrdee.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES