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Well, well, well! SOSC BOD leaked the
"Best kept secret in Surfing", our own beach.
Well you guys, who the hell are Monkey Boy,
Doggie Style, Log Donkey, Billy Bob, Lil'
Al Yee, and all nickname freaks from the
Club? The SOSC BOD has always been
adamant about revealing our locale. I
hope the Club retaliates against the newspaper
in Texas before it's too late, and all the illegal
immigrants invade our private beach. Go away
newspaper people, let us be.

Written by Donald Schmittz.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES