Friday, June 20, 2003

TOPANGA STATE BEACH on PCH is where I'm going for tomorrow's IZZY PASKOWITZ'
SURFER'S HEALING at 12:00:PM. Ii know you'll be there.
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Thursday, June 19, 2003

How that the San Onofre Surfig Club, est.1952, has banned the San Onofre Pier's Mermaid Lounge,
their next attempt to colonize the beach is, get this, they want our Paddle Outs forbidden, Don't
worry it'll pass just as did the removal of the "Lounge". Next thing they'll want banned are Fly Overs.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SURFING'S HERITAGE?

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Wednesday, June 18, 2003

The struggle to the top is always rough but the trip to the cemetery is downhill.
LIFE IS A JOURNEY. TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE!

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Tuesday, June 17, 2003

I love my new BMW. She purrs like a kitten and flies like Condor. I'm leaving the beach and moving to TALEAGACommunity settlement, no waves, no wind, just sreaming kids and power mowers. $545,000.00 cash.

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Monday, June 16, 2003

The wind is fron the south. The sky is overast. It is more than a surface chop.
It is so gloomy seagulls won't fly to the county dump for a repast. It will not
be a pleasant summer this year. The only solution is wireing the
Kahuna and ask for "Sacrafice". It must get better, I'm screaming for waves,
but they never come. Woe is me?
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Today is either the first day of the rest of your lif or it could be
the last dat of your life. More students than ever will have a parent come to the
County Morgue to identify their grad night child's remains who was mangled
and killed in a horrible car accident. Always drive safe.
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