They finally got rid of THEBIGKOOK from the MERMAID LOUNGE, and now they're focused on NEON.
They bieng the San Onofre Surfing Club, est. 1952, demised Summer 2003, Saddam Hussein,
Osama bin Laden and now, NEON. Whom willl the club nail next?
TUBESTEAK/9O265.

It had to happen! Park Rangers have cut the amount of cars for beach parjing
Now it stands at 340 on parking, reduced to 125 cars on beach. Get ready
to wait the mimimum 4.5 hours for admittance. Any complaints contact
San Onofre Surfing Club.

TUBESTEAK/90265

More good news for the teetotalers. July 1 2003 The San Onofre Surfing Club
decided the alcohol ban will be a nontolerant rule i e., one strike and you are out.
NO EXCUSE!

TUBESTEAK/MERMAID*LOUNGE
10:30 AM

Apparently, word leaked out about Son Onofre Surfing Club's ban on alcohol. Here at the Mermaid
Lounge we are devistated as this unconcious decision throws a monkey wrench in the plans for
construction of BIGKOOK'S B&B. Resident drunk,SEAWEED, claims this is like the
POT calling the kettle black. The San Onofre Pier shall never be the same.

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To much building goin on down at the pier. The internationalMermaid Lounge at the pier's end was recently completed, now
they'er building the bed&breakfast at the base of SANO"S sandstone bluff. The next move appears ti be construction of the
CATALINA shuttle, leaving from the MERMAID LOUNGE. You can thank the San Diego County Board of Supervisors for that

favor.
TUBESTEAK/90265

THE PIER SUCKS AND IT SUCKS HARD. Why? The bottems all messed up and nobody knows how to unmess it.

TUBESTEAK/90265

SUMMER FINAL

NOTICE BULLETIN ALERT NUDE TRYOUTS AT PIER LOUNGE THIS SATURDAY ONLY 10:00 AM AUDITIONS FOR SUMMER DANCERS/HOSTESS WILL BE JUDGED BY CELEBRITY PANEL

Went to THE MERMAID LOUNGE this morning, but it was closed because of *graffiti* aimed at THEBIKOOK. Every one departed for "The Surfing Bagel" brcause the swell was too big and nobody could get out..

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Sunday morning on San Onofre Pier's Mermaid Lounge. THEBIGKOOK won big yesterday on the Belmont Stakes to the tune of $2,500.00 and is having breakfast out here for his team. Congratulations BIGKOOK you deserve it. If you play your cards right you'll never have to work another day in our life.