HUDDLE UP, GUYS

No matter how they fantasize, they meaning die-hard San Onofre beach combers, summers over. But, there is light at the end of the tunnel, yep Raider football is here almost. Now, this fall we can hang out at the 'Beer Man's Bud truck and cheer them on. "First and ten, do it again".

LEGEND'S LUAU

A week frpm this Sunday is Surfing's Legend's of Legend Ammerican Cancer Society Annual festive Luau at UCSD Scripps Campus Sal Geeze is not invited, but Mysto George is. Go figure.
Side by side will be Denny Aaberg, 70 year old shapers from the distant past, David Nuuhwiiwa, Wingnut, WoodyEckstrom, and Ghoosts of Legends past. Entree fee is a paltry $150.00 cash on the barrelhead. Mo' plenny Haw'n poi for the boy.

RETRIBUTION

Now they have the SD County BOS in the mix. That's correct, the San Diego Board of Supervisor. Like, Gila monsters they ain't gonna' let loose. Th ey're going to fight this 'tooth and nail'. They ain't going to let loose. Be prepared to pay big time.

MARANATHA! Praise the Lord! The San Onofre Surfing Club spoke, and Gov. Arnold listened. Our Annual Pass immediately is restored. No price increase $125.00 stays. Local newspaper reporters must check their sources Because of this false announcement, many family outings were cancelled. Let us take time to thank SOSC BOD. Thanks, crew.

HOPELESS

San Onofre has seen her day. No more free ride for any one, no exception. The State of CA wants her share. Guv' Arnold is fed up with the abuse sent his way by the Assembly. You think New Orleans was bad after the hurricane, well you ain't seen nutten' yet.

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It's the blind leading the blind at San Onofre. The *Club* has no realistic conception what goes down down there. They've abolished the Annual Pass, doubled the day use fee $10.00 up to $20.00 where she's gonna stay. The dirt cow pasture road remains unpaved, awaiting for the oncoming rains bringing more mud than ever so as they can close 'er up tighter than a snare drum. I don't know what those people are thinking anyways.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Everyone knows by now San Onofre Beach,for all intent and purpose, is
shut down. Governor Arnold proclaimed no more Annual Passes to be issued. Dodger Stadium commands $20.00 for parking. A message is being sent: No more free lunch. The 1.5 mile stretch of beach could fetch $29,000,000.oo on today's market. The Guv' said this has gone on too long, we're going to recoup our losses. When you pull up to the toll kiosk be prepared to pay and pay big time.