October 29, 2004 San Onofre Public Assembly.

November 1st, construction begins on the long awaited Tent City at
Óld 'Nofre State Park, No. San Diego County. Óld 'Nofre will accept
any and all overnight visitors going to Mexico DF in a visitor exchange
program as a joint effort between President George Bush and El Presidente
Vincente Fox. The plans call for 20 20X30 comfort tents with parking
facilities, 2 cars per family. For sure, the SOSC BOD will protest this
family invasion, the reason is nobody wants statues, blankets, cheweng
gum, or anything else for sale on the dirt road. A midnight candelight vigil
is set for Thanksgiving Eve. Please bring protest signs and banners to
Old Man's along with canned goods to feed the insurgents. This looks
like a long and grueling uphill battle and it could get ugly.

Written by La Luz del Dia.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES SAN YSIDRO

October 28, 2004 The Lord Giveth.

John Boozer was one of the last of Great Ones, unfortunately he left
the building. Tell the boys we said hello.

http://www.corkycarroll.com/column/032002.html

Written by HITWG
BRUCE SAVAGE H.B.

October 27, 2004 The rains came. Again!

OLD 'NOFRE BEHEADED. BECAUSE OF SOSC BOD TRYING TO
KEEP SANO AS NATURAL AS POSSIBLE, REFUSING AN
ASHPHALT PAVING LIKE DOHENY STATE PARK, OUR BEACH
IS INACCESSABLE TODAY. SORRY!

Reported by Flooded Roads Inc.
BRUCE SAVAGE CONSTRUCTION

October 26, 2004 Well, he's back!

Dr. Jack Schitt came home to "Old Nofre" this morning, and boy is he pissed.
Dr. Schitt is the old codger who remembers "the early days" as if they were
only yesterday. As guest of "Ranger Designate", Jean-Craig Ephriam, he was
taken back by Sano's new look, the unkept ice-plant, disarray of bamboo
shoots, ungodly telephone pole logs, open-pit toilets replaced by HCB
enclosed growlers, and as Dr. Schitt put it, "Those hideous fake mirrors
that distort the natural shape of ones face." Dr. Schitt turned, looked up
and down the beachscape, "Say, Ephriam, what became of
"Convertible" Larry, "Hi Ho" Silvers, "Waikiki" Pete, and "Wild Ass" Wiley,
where are they now?" Dr. Schitt turned facing the what once was a lovely
seaside bluff now overtaken by rampant weeds, "Whatever happened
to our cave where "Hammerhead" and Corky once played and slept
as a team? There was a momentary pause, "I really don't know, Schitt,"
said Jean-Craig

Written by Bo Diddley Squatt.
BRUCE SAVAGE PRODUCTIONS

October 25, 2004 The truth is out.

"This is our life" confessed one diehard 'Nofre right after
the SOSC hastily called BOD meeting yesterday morning ät main beach,
"Please don't change it." I guess members ain't happy with the way things
are going. The diehard continued, "We were born to surf, to lead the life
as beachcombers forever." The old timer preached of the "old days" when
the juice bar stood beside the the horsemeat market on PCH 101, across
from San Clemente State Park. Another real old guy testified how he once
slept in thr Park laundry room during winter to keep dry. One old surviving
replica from the original Club says he frequents the Red Fox Lounge to
be with all old people and talk about Riley's Waffle Shop, Texaco Gas Station,
and the San Onofre Cafe. It's nice those Old Timers hanging in there like that.
"Forgive us, we're just stuck in our ways".

Written by Jimmy Midget
BRUCE SAVAGE INC.

October 24, 2004 Tuning the tables.

Wouldn't it wake up the SOSC BOD if they had a "Paddle Out" for the Surf
Club after all these years. Oh, I'd 'love to hear Al Gee's Eulogy over the
Club microphone. I hope Al would go easy on them, it seems members
are always on edge. It's not funny, but those poor people would fall for it.
If Irwin shows, he could comment on how the Club died 42 years ago and
now it's startting to smell. One light at tunnel's end, JT is having the annual
Breeder's Cup Party at the "Rib" this coming Saturday morning. Los
to eat and drink, and money to made. Yes, BIGKOOK will be there.

Written by DRF
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES