Six-thirty AM, I'm back in line for San Onofre Surf Beach addmission line, which is worse than yesterday if you can believe that. Nine AM I'm still in the nonmoving line. Guess who drives up in his custom candy apple white van, sporting a disabled blue placard, filled with 4th of July comatose celebrants screaming at the Park Ranger to let them in. With the line 150 cars long, the handicapped placard swaying in the breeze, THEBIGKOOK drives his TEAMBIGKOOK right in. This is the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm getting outta' here.
TUBESTEAK/9026FIV

I quit! I can no longer tolerate this insane San Onofre line. Harding won't let me leave my vehicle and it really smells bad in here. The smell is like a Liesure World barbar shop. I mean it is putrid. It's damn near 7:30 PM, I've been in this line half a day. Good by San Onofre,
TUBESTEAK/90265

This is incedible. I've been in this stupid line nearly three and a half hours and I'm 70 cars back from the gate.. The beer guzzling alcoholics are getting louder by the minute and everyone's getting serioudly annoyed. The Park Ranger proclaimed over her bullhorn that they'll not admit any more vehicles untill 3:00 PM. It's 12:11, do the math. We'll be here for at least another 3 hours. This dump aint worth it. I'm not coming back, if I ever get in, till Labor Day. San Onofre can take their Annual Luau and Class "D" surfing contest and shove it sideways, if you know what I mean. Hey, NeoN, thanks for telling me there wouldn't be a line today. I should've listened to the BIGKOOK.
TUBESTEAK/9026

I'm parked in the San Onofre lie which is not moving. It's fun watching all the frustrated sufboard riding people cooling their heels waiting in a nonmoving line. Cell phones are all in use, Bud Lights are sucked up, raggae music blaring, Surfer Mag pased around, peop[le dreaming what they're going to do if they ever make down to the beach. Why don't these jerks head farther south rather than sit in this boring hot sun. Haw, some guy just drove by and yelled, "Hey NeoN, pull my finger."
TUBESTEAK/90265

MAN, OH MAN, AM I UNDER PRESSUrE AND STRESS SO EARLY in the season. I went to San Onofre to get the last of CLUB SANO'S papers before the Surf Club trunged 'em out. I'm cruising along the dirt road and see THEBIGKOOK, TURTLE, and a, flock of foreing couse,y but nobody returned my greeting. How soon they forget.

TUBESTEAK/90265

Believe it or not, I finally got my colon to relax (fanally} and am feeling awfully perky. I'm very fortunate to had checked th pulse of surfing, alt.surfing and they have the BAYWATCH url for the chatroom. Visit with Newmie, Mitch, Hobie, and the whole gang FREE. They'll give you BAYWATCH'S history from the mid fifties with BAYWATCH 1 and 2. I visit Dr.Sabu this afternoon for a full rectal exam. Wish me luck.

TUBESTEAK/90265

Sorry about yesterday but I was sick with an acute spastic colon. It's cleared up so Im going to San Onofre to help Donna put the final toushes on the San Onofre Wharf's Rainbow Room for the accelerated Labor Day Grand Opening. See you real doon art the beach.

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