January 22, 2005 Blessing in disguise.

Ranger Dairywimple received a wonderful note from our visitors
at La Conchita, who have sinced returned to the "Mound". Mound
people were impressed by the "laissez fairy" laid back attitude of the
"Beach Peep" they hoped you could come up and have your magical
moments rub off on them. They have no intention of gainful employment,
but part time work is available at Conchita's Banana Plantation on US 101.
The "Mound" people know you will love it, and shall show you the ropes
for communal living. Lots of vacant houses that you can move in
rent free, no strings attached. Please contact 'Nofre coordinaters, Bob Larson
and Gatekeeper Donn.

Written by Charlie Manson.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

January 21, 2005 Prophet Sableau predicts 'Nofre tragedy.

Attn.: All BLOG fanatics. If your BLOGGING professional paints a
rosey picture, filled with lilac petals and daffodils on his way to 'Nofre
along Ave. Pico, then you're in for an eye opening surprise. Prophet
Sableau has a finger on the pulse of impending doom tomorrow.
All his charts point to a massive disturbance set to strike tomorrow
morning in the tri-form of Tsunami, Tidal Wave, and collapse of all bluffs
from 1st Point to SONGS, creating an astronomical gravitational magnet
sucking everything out to sea, including all barking dogs and big black
18 wheel stroller purchased from El Rio in Tijuana centre. Sable
suggests you take a Social Security card and International Driver's
License with photo ID for corpse location just in case. The temporary
morgue will be positioned in front of XM's delivery van operated by
Ranger Ephriam, opening at 6:00 AM. It is recommended you register
with the entry kiosk upon arrival.

Written by Jose Morales.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

January 20, 2005 Quartro mas anos!

We are blessed to have =Dubyah= for another term. Talk about
not knowing Jack Schitt, he doesn't. Think about Gettysburg, Iwo Jima,
Pearl Harbor, Normandy, and all the lives lost for USA's freedom, and
=Dubyah= wants to give it away in the name Equality and Human Rights.
"From the halls of Montezuma to the shore's..."well you know the rest.
Rightfuly so, =Dubyah's- approval rating has dwindled to 40%, 10%
Republicans, 30% Illegal Immagrants from you know where.

Written by Cruz Bustamente.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES

January 19, 2005 Top of the heap.

All the free spirits have left Old 'Nofre's devastation, returning to
La Conchita's mound to gather their half-wits and face reality.
Saturday they will elect a commune mayor patterned after the
BIGKOOK himself. =W= is sending Gov. Arnold, food stamps,
free butane cylinders, guest worker cards, homestead info
regarding Squatter's Rights, temporary morgue, bundles of
La Opinion, donations from Payless Shoes, discarded Lazy Boy
Chairs, and signed Doctors disability checks refundable at any
Port Hueneme 7/11. SOSC BOD suggests an exchange program
between La Conchita Mound Folk and The Point try-2-bees
wan-2-bees for the 2005 season, yes, included in Gov. Arnold's
commune package is 250 free annual passes split between
Conchita and The Point dwellers. One could be led to feel
Bush is going after not only the Hispanics vote but the
displaced homeless. Barring any zero visibility fog bank
this weekend, the Old 'Nofre fund raiser for unemployed
construction workers out of work due to [because of] the
Mexican invasion of CA. Liver and onions shall be served with
unlimited Bloody Mary's beginning at 6:30 AM sharp.

Written by Candy Leeza Rice
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

January 17, 2005 La Conchita rebuilds.

Praise the Lord, the professional homeless are returning back
home for Ventura County, ready to squander your tax dollars. I think
they learned from the real pros, SOSC derelicts "still standing".
Conchita's freeloaders gathered lots from our hard-core point
dwellers, and TEAMBIGKOOK (whatever's left of them).
Several years back during the good ol' days, a bunch of so-called
free spirits claiming to be Bohemians doing what they wanted, annexed
Strawberry Canyon in a group love fest, singing Beatle songs, tossing
rose petals into an afternoon zephyr, spreading peace and love among
themselves, and anyone else willing to hug and recite poetry.
All this crazy beach life was introduced to America, summer of '59
by Gabriel Upton in a screenplay about an enclave of Malibu
surfriders led by The Big Kahoona, Moondoggie, Malibu Matt, Stinky,
Lover Boy, Hotshot, and a girl midget. Is it not ironic, nearly 100 years
down the line, poor surfers are "still trying to recapture that summertime
rapture". Hang in boys, been there drunk that.

Written by Fritz.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

January 16, 2005 Oh no, not again.

San Onofre State Surf Beach is closed again due to [because of] excessive
raw sewage runoff into the ocean. Core surfers may enter the sewer filled
ocean ai their own risk. Lifeguards will not be on duty, however, the toll
booth will remain open to accept any and all monies until 1700.

Written by Larry Hunchback.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES