Saturday, December 11, 2004

December 11, 2004 They're back.

More bad news from the Savings and Loan Institution. Bush and
Civil Rights Activist, Federal Judge Consuelo Marshall, and their
Latino Welcome Wagon amigos from Mexico are at it again.
A few weeks ago, illegal entrants into the USA rifled the USPS
convenience mailbox, the one that saves their mailman steps,
and took outgoing, uncollected mail. The Mexicanos opened
the stolen letters, duplicated the bank route numbers, took
the new money orders to the S&L adjacent to the illegal
hiring hall, the illegal walks the forged money order into
the bank with the new check amount of $4,000.00, the teller
doesn't smell a rat, cashes it with an El Monte address, gives
the mexican the money bearing a meticula consular cardas ID.
The teller doesn't fax the forgery to the host bank
for authentication, nope she just cashes it. The thug feels,
why should I dig ditches for nada when I can make 4 a day in
forgeries. He does the same thing the next day for another
$4,000.00. No fax for signature verification, Last night I get
email from the S&L stating, "We believe you have the victim
of another fraudulent transaction." Yes, Bush wants amnesty,
guest worker green cards, open borders, the works all for a vote.
If the Ku Klux Klan would direct their attention to Arabs and
Latinos, our immigration problems would be over. This afternoon
I go south to a party where a San Diego cop is going to bring me
a C I I rap sheet for this vermin who lives in El Monte. We got
ém this time, for sure. The felon's name is:

Celestino Catap JR.
12042 Celine St.
El Monte
CA 91732

Written by Vincente Fox
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Friday, December 10, 2004

December 10, 2004 A walk in the park.

Finally, good news for ILLEGALS from Mexico. Ranger Craig has been appointed
Metricular Consular for the San Onofre International Drivers License Distribution
Center. International License have no restrictions, they're gratis for ten years.
Entitlements are endless, which includes amnesty after a 90 day waiting period,
voting rights, Right to Work provision anywhere in CA, courtesy President Bush
and the Republican Party. Free shuttle from San Onofre to 7th and Alvarado for
obtaining all documentation for easy movement around the State. Free X--Mass
Dinner at the Union Rescue Mission located on 4th and San Pedro St. Feliz
Navidad Amigos. Bienvenidos!

Written by Lorreta Sanchez
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Thursday, December 09, 2004

December 9, 2004 Geeze Louise.

These poor Republicans, instead of having their military forces slaughtered
in Iraq, somebody should inform Washington the nut running the Casablanca
should bomb the living schitt out of Iraq and get it over with. The blood of
all dead soldiers is on your Republicans hands. Remember, you voted for
Bush. If you believed Bush, boy have I got a bridge for you to buy.

Written by Consuelo Marshall.
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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

December 8, 2004 OCRegister Illegal Undocumented Lawbreakers Simpaticos.

It's no surprise the OCRegister refuses to publish the nane of the judge
who allowed amnisty to the illegals filthing op Redondo Beach with their
their uncouth health habits. I ain't sure, but isn't Connie short for
Consuelo? Coincident or what.

Written by La Opinion
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December 8, 2004 OCRegister Illegal Undocumented Lawbreakers Simpaticos.

It's no surprise the OCRegister refuses to publish the nane of the judge
who allowed amnisty to the illegals filthing op Redondo Beach with their
their uncouth health habits. I ain't sure, but isn't Connie short for
Consuelo? Coincident or what.

Written by La Opinion
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December 8, 2004 Feliz Navidad, Bush's Amigo Vincente Fox.

http://www.americanpatrol.com/

Witten by Meticular Consulate.
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

December 7, 1941 TORA! TORA! TORA!

Does September 11, 2001 and December 7, 1941 have any thing
in common, other than not paying attention to what the hell was happening
in this idiotic world in which we reside? 3,000 died 9/11, 2117 died
12/7/41. Who's accountable? I know, do you? Hint: Cuba, Japan.

Written by EmporerHirohito
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Monday, December 06, 2004

December 6, 2004 How stupid do they think we are?

Remember the old war movies when a platoon needed divesification,
a soldier would throw an object at the enemy who would alert
to the decoy, then the troops would escape through the rear flank.
Now Bush diverts all attention 8,000 miles away throwing the imaginary
stick into Iraq as millions of illegal Mexicanos sneak in our rear flank, La
Frontera to claim their reward, all freebies, claro que si. GUACHA!

Written by El Pendejo.
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