October 26, 2004 Well, he's back!

Dr. Jack Schitt came home to "Old Nofre" this morning, and boy is he pissed.
Dr. Schitt is the old codger who remembers "the early days" as if they were
only yesterday. As guest of "Ranger Designate", Jean-Craig Ephriam, he was
taken back by Sano's new look, the unkept ice-plant, disarray of bamboo
shoots, ungodly telephone pole logs, open-pit toilets replaced by HCB
enclosed growlers, and as Dr. Schitt put it, "Those hideous fake mirrors
that distort the natural shape of ones face." Dr. Schitt turned, looked up
and down the beachscape, "Say, Ephriam, what became of
"Convertible" Larry, "Hi Ho" Silvers, "Waikiki" Pete, and "Wild Ass" Wiley,
where are they now?" Dr. Schitt turned facing the what once was a lovely
seaside bluff now overtaken by rampant weeds, "Whatever happened
to our cave where "Hammerhead" and Corky once played and slept
as a team? There was a momentary pause, "I really don't know, Schitt,"
said Jean-Craig

Written by Bo Diddley Squatt.
BRUCE SAVAGE PRODUCTIONS