October 19, 2004. Repent, the end is near!

For "Beach Old 'Nofre", summer's over. No future at all.
Gonzo! Kapoot! No Mas! The dance floor's empty! San Onofre,
you're dead--pick up the pieces, you had your chance. Surfing's
a rough sport.

Written by Larry Sloth Esq.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES