October 5, 2004 The whole truth and nothing but!

Well, it finally arrived. Almost. This weekend is the colossal
NofreNation Flea Market Extravaganza, celebrating Roxy's
all girl suffering contest. Not only will there be a two day Aqua
Celebration, but a Legend's Galaxy Collection and Sale, including glossy
8X10's of your favorite heroes, both living and dead. Available will
be '50th Annivesery Bulky 90265 Tees, gizmos, curios, amulets,
rabbits foot, laminated four leaf clovers, charms of all sorts, magic
wax, autographs, free surf forecasts, family photographs taken with
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU, personalized of course. There will be breakfast
on the beach behind Old Man's, ice cold beer, chips and salsa, door prizes,
three legged sack race, hog calling contest, dog and pony show, auditions
for the Millionaire series, free tour of SONGS, and a mock-up paddle out
on Saturday. All this free upon arrival at the fairgrounds by the palm
frond shack. Free corsages to the first 50 women and girls. Festivities
begin at 6:00 AM Saturday. Cameo appeatance by "The Davld".

Written by Hal Dairywimple
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES VENTURA