September 29, 2004. The end is near.

BIGKOOK finallyadmitted himself to the local hospital today attempting
to fight mental health. 'KOOK, we know you can beat it. TEAMKOOK,
incidentaly got fed up listening to all "beach peep" saying, "Raider game,
tonight, Bro." We feel your pain, gang. What's next, MLB playoffs. Way to
go Angels? Breeder's Cup is on the way. "Aawooo!" Ranger Craig Ephriam
disclosed his concern about dwindling Club membership, stating this would
kill Bulky Tee Shirt sales big time. I contacted the SOSC BOD, informing them
that I'm running big time for the BOD, there no reason the Club should wallow in
the 19th Century any longer. Haw, could you imagine NofreNation with
true atmosphere. I can, that's why I threw my hat in the ring. No more
light beer or white wine, turkey franks, 7 oz. bottles of beer. Nofrenation has
taken on the look of a beauty parlor. One drawback. I'll probably have to
join the Club [Yikes!]

Written by Knight--Ridder Oceanside Bureau
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES