September 27, 2004 Great steps taken.

Yesterday SOSC BOD took a meeting to solve äll of surfing's problems. Their first
resolution, and passing, was initializing bumper stickers for 2005, SAN ONOFRE:
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE. The women loved it, as did the guys. Two weeks
ago, someone shot and killed Longboard Larry's voracious Pit Bull, bui it wasn't
"Honey Boy" as thought, no, it was a 4th Generation drunk who leveled
the stupid animal. Because of the ongoing investigation Animal Services could
not release the perpetrator's name, but you all know wfo he is by the Vusta
County Jail full size tatoo on his back. Alan Seymour offered a great idea
for the Club to rake in additional funds by selling amulets, curios, an trinkets,
at Roxy's International Women's Surf Contest, however, the Club
overwhelmingly nixed the idea, saying we want to keep 'Nofre the
same way as she was in '26, just in case George Freeth, Duke Kahanamoku,
and Dr.Barney Wilkes, ever make it back. How many BOD members
were there? Not many.

Written by Johnny Gohead
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES