September 8, 2004 CONTEST UPDATE

Finally, some good news! In a bold and unprecedented gambit, our SOSC BOD
sanctioned an exhibition heat for team bocci-ball players following children
canvas surf mat competition early Saturday when the Girly-Boy tandem was
deep-sixed. BUT--the bad news. New alcohol rules go in effect Saturday, the
morning of the contest. The fine/assessment for hootch on the sand is $250.00
plus $150.00 administration fee. Wine sniffing dogs will be handled under
authority of Regional District Supervisor Otto Schnabel. All Rangers have been
instructed, ignorance is no excuse for the law. Heat sheets will be released
Thursday when contest judges return from the eye doctor. Parking
enforcement will be under the direction of Dunniven Tow-Away service.
Haw'n Gardens will not be allowed to park six deep sideways with bar-b- cues
in the middle of the dirty and dusty road, which is an emergency ingress and
egress for fire trucks and red cross ambulances. Friday at 5:00 PM auditions
for stand-by announcers will be held at Bldg. #4. Please bring your audition tape.
Good luck to all contestants, and those caught drinking on the beach, because
you're going to jail. State of California wants this to be a safe and sane contest.

Written by Jeff Luton.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES