August 31, 2004 Truth vs Fiction

Hal:
Welcome to the Surfer Craig Show. Today, Surfer Craig, we have Edgar on
the line wanting to ask about round bottom hot curl boards.

Surfer Craig:
Well hello there Edgar,r round bottom hot curl boards are actually my forte.
Let me ask you, what color is it?

Edgar:
Yellow, Surfer Craig, ten feet, 19" wide, no rocker, no rudder, and it goes like
a rocketship. The reason I'm calling is, the other morning at Ol'e Man's I'm going
right with a jackass kook right at my tailblock, when swoosh, my tailblock pops
right in this knucklehead's screwy looking neck. He can't breath and screams
"mercy", shaking his stupid looking fist at me. This frightened me so, I didn't
know rather I should schitt or go blind. Surfer Craig, please what should I have done?

Surfer Craig:
Great question Edgar as I had this happen To me once myself at County Line.
I simply closed one and pharted. I hope this helps, Edgar

Written by Tiki Matt, Produced and Directed by NeoN D. Surfer.
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